THE LONDON MEDIA GUIDE TO POLITICS
Part 1, Double Speak;
LOBBYING: Bribery & corruption as it is known in the real world.
EXPENSES: A claim for anything that you kept the receipt for.
PENSIONS: Money paid to the low paid public servants for decades of honest public service.
TAX: The legal obligation for workers to pay their share of the cost of government.
PENSION FUND: A target for jealous unscrupulous politicians.
SOVEREIGN FUND: Government debt to conceal bank fraud.
STATE PENSION: Its so low Civil Servants don’t even consider it.
SOVEREIGNTY: How Germany outwitted 27 countries & won Europe without fighting a war.
TREASON: Oh sorry we deleted that law by mistake.
ECONOMIC EXPANSION: Its good for the City of London & bad for the Real Economy.
POLITICALLY CORRECT: Mad as a box of frogs.
BUREAUCRATS: People who work in an office block & have no idea of reality.
CORPORATE LAW: Not in the English dictionary
JUSTICE: Keeping the working class in their place.
LONDON POLICE: Used by .gov to repress the population.
SAFETY CAMERA: A hidden speed camera placed on a safe road for taxing safe drivers.(TAXCAM)
PRIVATISATION: Giving companies loads of UK assets so they can rip off the population.
AN ACCOUNTANT: An accredited crook who fiddles your books.
A TAXPAYER: Someone who doesn’t know how to set up a fraudulent company.
CEO: Company executive in charge of hiding; assets, profits & bribes.
PLANNING LAWS:1 A hindrance to the economic recovery of the UK.
PLANNING LAWS:2 The only thing stopping crooked corporations buying up the countryside.
GOVERNMENT DEBT: A debt to be paid off by your children if they ever get a job.
CORPORATE FRAUD: A mechanism approved by HMRC for offsetting tax.
TAX HAVEN FRAUD: A mechanism approved by HMRC for offsetting tax.
OFFSETTING PROFITS: A mechanism approved by HMRC for avoiding tax.
CORPORATETAX FRAUD: A mechanism approved by HMRC for offsetting tax.
THE BANKERS: People who were given responsible positions in society but decided to steal instead.
GCHQ: People who haven’t got a life so they read other people’s emails.
JUSTICE: The moral judgement of conscience between what’s right & what’s wrong.
LONDON JUSTICE: Well, everybody else does it?
THE COUNTRYSIDE: Lots of room for corporate exploitation if only we could get rid of the people.
OVERSEAS AID: A political slush fund for bribing dictators to buy from our (arms) corporations
QUEEN’S COUNCIL: Barristers who can twist the law to prove that corruption definitely pays.
A CIVIL SERVANT: A .gov worker who extorts taxes out of people to pay his; wages, expenses & pension.
www.RealNewsUK.com February 3rd 2014
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